Boeing
...an ether/oar situation...
he was lucky it was a soft drink
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
It would be truly alarming.
But that's not my aria of expertise.
It was raining Datsun Cogs.
This is a running joke.
I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot
That was the punchline
Singapore!
He was a fun-guy.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
It was a stroke of genius
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
He's a seasoned veteran
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
I think it’s quite humerus
It was a lovely service...
I told him “tread lightly”.
It was a tiramisunami
Dam(n).
A quack in the windscreen.
Its ass.
I said “I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again”
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
"You know, he's an expert in his field."
It's like a portal to another REM.
His butt
She got a Zebra.
The Rock bought ‘em
anchor management
They’re gonna call it 1918.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
Sycamore
He’s now a seasoned veteran
Luckily it was a soft drink.
Dam.
