A list of puns related to "The Hits"
...an ether/oar situation...
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
That was the punchline
D'oe!
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
It was a lovely service...
He's a seasoned veteran
I told him “tread lightly”.
Sycamore
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
Dam(n).
A quack in the windscreen.
Its ass.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
"You know, he's an expert in his field."
It was a tiramisunami
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
I said “I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again”
It's like a portal to another REM.
His butt
She got a Zebra.
She thought that might knock some scents into him.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
They’re gonna call it 1918.
...it does more than meats the eye.
anchor management
Rut Road
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
The Rock bought ‘em
"I shuriken"
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
It was a real boopsie-doodle
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
They just didn't give a fork...
Luckily it was a soft drink.
He’s now a seasoned veteran
Dam.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
that's a moray.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
The Rock bought ‘em.
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