I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
What did the green light say to the red light?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Why didn’t the green pepper do archery?
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
What is green and lurks through the peephole?
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
Why was the color green always single?
Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?
Because all proper tea is theft!
Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?
He was a real rapscallion.
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
Because it will be a Full Wait
Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...
...Think I was sold a sham rock.
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
What is the name of the skinny brother of green?
The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.
Only the lettuce romaine.
I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
Why did the jolly green giant get arrested
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!
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