r/dadjokes leaked into my real life

Last week, this gem was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckwidu/a_wife_asks_her_husband_could_you_please_go/

I told my wife and kids, got groans. Later, I was on the phone with my dad, making plans to meet at Fenway Park, and told him. He loved it and told my mom. A couple of hours later, he calls me back and is still dying over the joke.

Tuesday night, I was taking my parents to the game (Mothers/Fathers day gift) and met them at the park. When my wife and I arrived, they handed my wife a bag of avocados.

Thanks r/dadjokes for consistently brightening my day.

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👤︎ u/JackFunk
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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The wife walked away after this.

We were gift shopping and passed by the board games. I looked over at my wife and said "hey honey, i heard Harrison Ford loved this game". After she looked over, I showed her a white box with the name iKnow.

She growned, I laughed. She left the general vicinity and i lost track of her for a while.

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👤︎ u/Dokpsy
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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I'm planning a gift around making a dad joke

Friday is my boyfriend's birthday. My dad suggested a board game as a gift, and I decided that would be the present when I thought of this. I will be getting him the game "Life" simply because at some point during the night when we're playing it, I'll be able to slip in "I'm glad you're sharing your life with me."

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