My dad was once playing the Game Of Life.
But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, βSon, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!β
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Have you heard about the new game getting released? Itβs AI is 20 years ahead of itβs time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. Itβs called:
Go outside and ride your bike
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My Kids are in the Prime of their life.
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︎ May 13 2021
3 unwritten rules of life
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︎ May 09 2021
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My friend Earl has a wife that is a bit obsessive about finding the total number of things in her everyday life...
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My grandpa worked the mines his entire life
I really miss him, he was the coalest man I knew
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︎ May 16 2021
During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
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︎ May 04 2021
I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The life of a Family Photographer isn't for me.
Every Day I shoot people, I frame them, and hang them
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Life is like a box of chocolates
It won't last long if you're obese
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︎ Apr 07 2021
The saddest activity in my life...is crushing coke cans.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ May 02 2021
What type of gaming rig is the coolest?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Life of a boob
Without nipples life of a boob is quite pointless.
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︎ May 05 2021
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Did you hear about the optometrist who saved a life?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Would you like to be the sun to my life?
Her: yes, I really would!
Me: good, so stay 92 million miles away from me!
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︎ May 08 2021
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
New idea for bakery name: βGame of Sconesβ
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︎ May 10 2021
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
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︎ Mar 28 2021
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What kind of bird doesnβt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Is this the real life?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A cheese enthusiast pondering the countless possibilities in his life.
He shakes his head and thinks to himself, "Shoulda, woulda, gouda."
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︎ May 04 2021
One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...
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︎ May 12 2021
why is life hard for the kittens who make the most adorable noises
they are subject to constant purr-so-cuteion
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Did you hear about the man who spent his life savings opening a distillery?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do they call baby fish going through the change of life?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Whats the one thing in life you can always count on?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Three unwritten rules of life.
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︎ May 04 2021
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