My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...

...lately, he's been feeling down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.

They call it mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?

Because he was below C-level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Ever since the power company shut off my electricity

I’ve been in a very dark place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.

I need a Plan B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?

Reebok (re-Bach)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koany2012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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The Boring Company

What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it β€šElon-Gates Tunnelsβ€˜?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeGermanGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuShogun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.

If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The lift is from a company named Schindler...so it’s Schindler’s Lift...is this set up as pun on the classic film Schindler’s List? My head is spinning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackaldo7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?

It’s your typical Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrasher555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tango91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.

It's called Pence-a-cola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bozo_dubbed_over
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBossSnake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?

An announcement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Just dad joked the owner of my company

So I'm normally an electrician by trade, but work has been slow lately, so I've been helping one of his friends with some of the concrete work in a small housing development close to the shop. Well he came out and started talking to me about what I've gotten done since this morning, I told him and he goes "This is getting you great electrical experience!" I kinda laugh and reply back "Yeah, I'm learning all about grounding." He turned and walked away, but I about died laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnybanana88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor

You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TisForFairMaidens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the milk company?

Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrF3lix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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They refused to hire the boat assassin to be the face of the company

They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevhaar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying

I think the should re bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/negramot_vincent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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One of the founders of a large company called Aloecorp, Inc. recently got divorced

His wife is seeking aloemoney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What phone company did The Fonz subscribe to?

Ehayyyyy t & t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...

He spilled the beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?

Toyota now makes toy Yodas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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The officers of my company all met on the open, unroofed porch extending from our building...

It was a deck quorum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Who is the CEO of PokΓ©mon Company?

Chairman-der

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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let me tell you the twitter handle of a horror company out of this world

@mustfear

edit : thisnisna dad joke. not intended as an actual twitter handle search.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphabluewolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/void_burglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...

I'm a steak-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemanandnewman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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I tried a new drink by the Dicken brewing company

I recommend the hot Dicken Cider... It's delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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He's climbing the company ladder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_eeasy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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