What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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Why didn't Batman have to go to the meat store?

Because he's got-ham.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile ?

"Get in the Batmobile."

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Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?

It's Christian Braille.

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Batman: β€œAlfred, please fill up the bathtub”

Alfred: β€œSir? What’s a htub ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterPrize
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?

They call him the Dad Joker

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practicing it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Riddle me this: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the Batmobile?

ROBIN, GET IN THE CAR!!

overheard on a boy scout outing (literally 50x).

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is Batman’s catchphrase after he catches the criminals?

Gottem

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Robin: Hey Batman, the Batmobile won't start

Batman: Did you check the battery?

Robin: What's a tery?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleibanez801
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about the batman sculpture made out of snow?

Actually it was just-ice

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€ͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Where does Batman go to the toilet?

The hroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitaBoyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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R: "Batman, the batmobile is making a clicking sound and won't start." BM: "Check the battery."

R: "What's a tery?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was watching the Batman trilogy yesterday when it hit me...

Bruce Wayne is bat shit crazy

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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What's the difference between Batman and the son of a single mother?

The difference is apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okie_Sasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practising it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

β€œrobin, get in the batmobile”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoPhunlntended
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car?

Robin get in the car

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?

Christian Braille.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My son asked me, β€œDo you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” I said, β€œGo on, then.” He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, β€œThat’s Superman.”

He said, β€œThanks dad, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

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My son asked me, β€œDo you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” I said, β€œGo on, then.” He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, β€œThat’s Superman!”

He replied, β€œThanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatal_fame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordyAsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did Batman say to robin before getting into the car?

Get in the car.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowlingForPennies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin get in the Batmobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeatForHire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile...

Get in the batmobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathaniel-Agustus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Robin said to Batman "the batmobile isn't starting"

Batman: did you check the battery?

Robin: what's a tery?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car.

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