What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
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Why didn't Batman have to go to the meat store?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile ?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Batman: βAlfred, please fill up the bathtubβ
Alfred: βSir? Whatβs a htub β
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?
They call him the Dad Joker
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Robin: βThe Batmobil isnβt starting!β Batman: βDid you charge the battery?β
Robin: βWhat the hell is a tery?β
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β and I said, βThatβs Supermanβ¦β
βThanks, man, β he replied, βIβve been practicing it a lot.β
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Riddle me this: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the Batmobile?
ROBIN, GET IN THE CAR!!
overheard on a boy scout outing (literally 50x).
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What is Batmanβs catchphrase after he catches the criminals?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?
Batman: Of course not.
Robin: Batshampoo?
Batman: Okay, yes there is that.
Robin:.........
Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Robin: Hey Batman, the Batmobile won't start
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: What's a tery?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Where does batman go to the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Did you hear about the batman sculpture made out of snow?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
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︎ Nov 03 2019
βͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. Itβs like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Where does Batman go to the toilet?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
R: "Batman, the batmobile is making a clicking sound and won't start." BM: "Check the battery."
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I was watching the Batman trilogy yesterday when it hit me...
Bruce Wayne is bat shit crazy
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︎ May 26 2018
What's the difference between Batman and the son of a single mother?
The difference is apparent.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
"Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Robin: βThe Batmobil isnβt starting!β Batman: βDid you charge the battery?β
Robin: βWhat the hell is a tery?β
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︎ Oct 08 2019
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β and I said, βThatβs Supermanβ¦β
βThanks, man, β he replied, βIβve been practising it a lot.β
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︎ Oct 21 2020
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
βrobin, get in the batmobileβ
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︎ Oct 08 2019
What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My son asked me, βDo you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?β I said, βGo on, then.β He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β I laughed, βThatβs Superman.β
He said, βThanks dad, Iβve been practicing a lot.β
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︎ Apr 27 2019
My son asked me, βDo you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?β I said, βGo on, then.β He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β I laughed, βThatβs Superman!β
He replied, βThanks dad! Iβve been practicing a lot!"
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︎ Feb 01 2019
What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the car?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What did Batman say to robin before getting into the car?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Where does batman go to the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Where does batman go to the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
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︎ Jan 06 2019
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin get in the Batmobile
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile...
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Robin said to Batman "the batmobile isn't starting"
Batman: did you check the battery?
Robin: what's a tery?
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︎ Sep 06 2018
What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?
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