Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?
Eclipse them
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
Neil won.
Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?
They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.
However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.
Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo youtube.com/watch?v=VPaZf…
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon
Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!
