A list of puns related to "Terriers"
I guess it's a dog-eat-dog world.
"No mate, they're mine."
It bahked at me.
it's because it's only a QUEEN sized bed. we can't all fit!
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
He is an in-terrier decorator.
Was not a terrier attack.
My vet gave me my terrier's vaccination paperwork....her doguments?
My dad and I were at a work friends house for a party this past weekend. We learned our friend had a terrier named Bear. My work friend asked if anyone needed drinks, since it was hot on the deck. As the owner went inside, bear followed him, and squeezed in after our friend shut his sliding glass door. His wife said "oh man, the dog almost didnt make it." My dad without missing a beat goes "I guess you can say he BEAR-LY made it." Dadgum it dad.
My dad used a piece of wood to stop our dog from going in the living room. He called it the "terrier barrier." Several years later, my boyfriend is over having dinner with us. Suddenly the dog jumps over the "terrier barrier"! Instantly my boyfriend says, "looks like it's an "Interior Terrier Barrier." We all lost it.
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