A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
What's ET short for?
Because he has little legs.
I stumbled across a teeny tiny pepper on my way inside.
It was a little chilly outside.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?
A flea's teeny weenie.
Who discovered the smallest country in the world?
[in teeny tiny voice] micro polo
