What did the flirty lemon say to the tangerine?

You're so appealing!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/techtornado
šŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jimmyd931
šŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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My friend was trying to stick his headphones into a tangerine...

But it was only compatible with Apple

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/edweirdoE
šŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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What is orange and yells ā€˜I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?

A tangerine with a superiority complex.

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šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RageMonster17
šŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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