Szechuan Puns

A list of puns related to "Szechuan"

If I was Sweet and Sour Chicken when the customer ordered Szechuan Shrimp, where would I be?

Not in the right Peking order.

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👤︎ u/MixmasterDues
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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I ordered 1000kg of Chinese Soup

It was Won Ton

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👤︎ u/rust4yy
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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If your girlfriend can cook good Chinese food, you’d better marry her...

Szechuan of a kind!

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👤︎ u/downonthestreet
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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