A list of puns related to "Synthetism"
I mean, why reinvent the veal?
The day after my son was born he was having trouble breast feeding. he got fussy and i was comforting him, i told him "it's alright that you didn't get it right away, you were only born yesterday"
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
Because it's so we'll refined!
Light bulbs
Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the synthetic elements attacked..
Only the Chemist, master of all 118 elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Chemist, a potassium bender named Anion. And although his potassium bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.
But I believe Anion can save the world!
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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