Sy Snootles Puns

So how much exactly was she paid for killing Ziro and getting the super important criminal file?

I am currently running a campaign of the star wars role-playing game for some friends and wanted to add some nice flair for their ship. I thought the pinup style nose art on fighter planes would be perfect and figured a celebrity in the world like Sy snootles would be the perfect pinup girl/thing.

I would like it to say "The Advantage" (name of their ship) and have Sy leaning against or near the wording.

I will be super grateful to whoever can complete this off the wall request.

Go get it!

Greetings and salutations, fellow Jabba fans. I wrote a fanfic about an alternate version of Oola the dancer's demise, incorporating elements of both her death, as well as the death of Jubnuk the Gamorrean. Events of the film don't line up exactly with the writing, but I hope you will enjoy it nonetheless. And I know it's called Jabbaleia, but I hope my Oola-centric content will be allowed on the subreddit. Without further ado, please enjoy my writing, A Dancer's Departure.

Another day in hell for Oola on Tatooine. Or rather, another day on a cold slab of rock and chained to the loathsome Jabba the Hutt. The bulbous and drool-covered crime lord kept the skimpy Twilek dancer on a very short leash. She’d be lucky to be separated from his oily, slimy belly for even a moment. Her iron collar digging into her neck as the Hutt clasped the leather leash in his stubby, chunky arm. Although the leash was long, Jabba only granted Oola the limited freedom of the rope when she would be forced to perform erotic displays to him and his courtiers. His goons constantly ogling at her practically naked form at all times, as what little surface of her body was covered was still exposed due to the netted outfit she was dressed in by her captor.

Jabba kept another slave near him as well. A human female, about 10 years older than Oola, but no less captivatingly beautiful and well-endowed. Unlike Oola, this slave was given more freedom, with a longer leash that allowed her more freedom in the audience chamber, while still chained to Jabba’s throne. Her name was Selme, her dark brown hair braided into a long ponytail that draped over her shoulder and reached down to her toned, gorgeous stomach. She was dressed in a more traditional slave bikini that was common among the Hutts. Well, the ones that took such fleshy pleasures, anyway. Although she had it, she would rarely be seen with her top on. Walking around the room with her breasts hanging freely, flopping with each sensual step she took or dance she performed.

Oola hated being seen in the palace, while Selme seemingly lived to be the center of attention. When she wasn’t dancing in the center of the room or flirting with the scum of the court, she was most commonly seen near the crime lord himself, either massaging his back or lying on his mighty tail. Occasionally Jabba would call Selme over to him for a “special reward” and after minutes of long, impassioned kissing between the 2, they would retreat to his private chambers

so from a certain point of view for episode 6 will most likely release in 2023 for the 40th anniversary for return of the jedi and potential viewpoint characters could be as follows are max reebo, droopy mcool, emperors royal guard, sy snootles, bib fortuna, scout trooper, sate pestage, captain rex which would be awesome and so on who do you guys think they would do a viewpoint on for that book these are just who I think they would do and I am excited for that book as there will now be a complete trilogy of them.

1. 2-1B
2. 4-LOM
3. A-Wing Pilot
4. Aayla Secura
5. Acklay
6. Adi Gallia
7. Admiral Ackbar
8. Admiral Motti
9. Admiral Ozzel
10. Admiral Piett
11. Admiral Statura
12. Aftab Ackbar
13. Agen Kolar
14. Airen Cracken
15. Aldar Beedo
16. Anakin Skywalker
17. Antidar Williams
18. AT-AT Pilot
19. AT-ST Pilot
20. Aurra Sing
21. B-Wing Pilot
22. Babu Frik
23. Bail Organa
24. Bala-Tik
25. Baron Papanoida
26. Barriss Offee
27. Battle Droid
28. Battle Droid (Commander)
29. Battle Droid (Geonosis)
30. Battle Droid (Pilot)
31. Battle Droid (Security)
32. Bazine Netal
33. BB-8
34. BB-9E
35. Beach Trooper
36. Beaumont Kin
37. Ben Quadinaros
38. Beru Lars
39. Bespin Guard
40. Bib Fortuna
41. Biggs Darklighter
42. Bith
43. Boba Fett
44. Bobbajo
45. Bollie Prindel
46. Boolio
47. Bossk
48. Boss Nass
49. Breha Organa
50. Bultar Swan
51. Buzz Droid
52. C-3PO
53. Caluan Ematt
54. Canto Bight Police
55. Captain Antilles
56. Captain Canady
57. Captain Needa
58. Captain Panaka
59. Captain Phasma
60. Captain Tarpals
61. Captain Typho
62. Caretaker
63. Chancellor Valorum
64. Chewbacca
65. Chief Chirpa
66. Cin Drallig
67. Clegg Holdfast
68. Cliegg Lars
69. Clone Captain
70. Clone Commander
71. Clone Lieutenant
72. Clone Paratrooper
73. Clone Pilot
74. Clone Pilot (Phase II)
75. Clone Sergeant
76. Clone Trooper
77. Clone Trooper (212th)
78. Clone Trooper (501st)
79. Clone Trooper (Kashyyyk)
80. Clone Trooper (Phase II)
81. Coleman Kcaj
82. Coleman Trebor
83. Colonel Yularen
84. Commander Bacara
85. Commander Bly
86. Commander Cody
87. Commander Gree
88. Commander Neyo
89. Constable Zuvio
90. Cordé
91. Count Dooku
92. Crix Madine
93. D-O
94. Dak Ralter
95. Darth Maul
96. Darth Plagueis
97. Darth Vader
98. Daultay Dofine
99. Death Star Gunner
100. Death Star Trooper
101. Dengar
102. Depa Billaba
103. Dexter Jettster
104. DJ
105. Doctor Kalonia
106. Dormé
107. Dr. Evazan
108. Droideka
109. Droopy McCool
110. Dutch Vander
111. Eeth Koth
112. Elan Sleazebaggano
113. Ello Asty
114. Ephant Mon
115. EV-9D9
116. Even Piell
117. Ewok Warrior
118. Finn
119. First Order Executioner
120. First Order Flametrooper
121. First Order Gunner
122. First Order Jet Trooper
123. First Order Officer
124. First Order Snowtrooper
125. First Order Stormtrooper
126. First Order TIE Pilot
127. First Order TIE Pilot (Special Forces)
128. FN-2199
129. Fodesinbeed Annodue
130. GA-97
131. Galactic Marine
132. Gamorrean Guard
133. Gardulla the Hutt
134. Garindan
135. Garven Dreis
136. Gasgano
137. General Grievous

Water was a pleasure on a hot planet like Tatooine. There were only three ways to get it: harvest it from the planet itself by means of drilling deep into the surface and extracting it from small pockets, using condensers to turn what little water was in the air into a couple of drops, or get it imported from somewhere else. Those that could afford to do one of those things were considered powerful and above all others. Those that couldn't worshiped the ones that could. Being that the Hutts were wealthy and powerful, it was only natural that they would have the means to get water all three ways.

Whatever way was giving water to the shower Sharra was using, she didn't care. All she cared about was cleaning the semen of others off of her. It had gotten everywhere: on her lekku, on her breasts, even under her fingernails. Of course it was in her pussy and anus too, but she was used to that. As more of the sticky cum dripped off of her and down the drain, she thought of how she had gotten to the shower.

It had been two months since her last session of sex with Jabba the Hutt. She still saw him of course, but it was mostly boring talk or the occasional dance for him with no sexy flair. Word around the palace was that he was preparing for something big- a reunion of sorts from what she heard. Whatever it was, she didn't know and didn't care.

To say her sex life with Jabba was her only one was the biggest lie anyone in the palace had ever told. In fact, it had seemed that her nights of passion with the Hutt being put on hold made other men and sometimes women around the palace seek her out more and more. Perhaps they thought that she was cast away by the Hutt and turned into another worthless whore for them to fill up and use as they pleased. The cascade of cum down the drain of the shower was the product of such thoughts.

It had started when a fat Gamorrean had approached her asking for sex. She had pushed him away at first, but he wouldn't leave her alone no matter where she went in the palace. Finally giving in after concluding that he wouldn't go away to find another pleasure slave and her favorite fat slimeball not having any interest in her, the two went at it. He wasn't the worst she had ever had, she'd give him that. To have his large, sweaty belly on her back while he pounded away at her cunt was oddly nice. When he had gotten his fill (by filling her), she thought that was the end of it. Unfortunately, the fat idiot had invited some of his fellow p

Hey everyone, just thinking about this, let me know your thoughts.

So because of how many species there are in Star Wars, there's an incredibly high number of interspecies couples (like Ziro the Hutt and Sy Snootles in the Clone Wars) and they obviously would have hybrid babies if they bred. Problem is we never see any except during the clone wars arc with Cut Lawquane. The thing is, he and Suu are on a remote area in Saleucami.

Hera Syndulla, as well as the other millions of Human/Sentient relationships were probably recognised by the commanding Galactic Government and long before the events of the High Republic, they created procedures to alter the species of the baby inside to match one parent rather than be a hybrid. It makes sense that Cut and Suu don't have access to this tech in Saleucami and this have hybrid children, whereas Hera would have, leading to Jacen Syndulla being a human but consequently showing Twi'Leki traits like colored hair.

That's why we don't see any hybrid people in Star Wars, and it makes perfect sense for Jacen to have been human (Maybe hera wanted him to be a human rather than a Twi'Lek to remind her of Kanan) but not the children of a retired clone in the middle of nowhere with his Twi'Lek wife.

Acolyte April 2021 Synopsis List

Hello there!

Welcome to April 2021 of Star Wars New Continuity Community! This month, we’re going to be introducing a whole slew of new stories for our amazing viewers! However, we still will be releasing our usual issues in week four. Just like we said last month, we are eternally grateful to all of you for your continued support of our Star Wars endeavors! We greatly appreciate you viewing our archives (which are in fact, complete, don’t listen to what Obi-Wan says), and we hope you’ll continue to take pilgrimages to our humble community.

May the Force be with you!

Week 2:

Darth Nox #1

Chewbacca #1

Mandalorian Wars #1

Han Solo: Smuggler #1

Amilyn Holdo #1

The Tico Sisters #1

Sy Snootles #4 [Delayed]

Dexter Jettster #8 [Delayed]

[One-Shot] Sors Bandeam

Week 4:

Lana Beniko #6

Willrow Hood: Heart of the Rebellion #3

Darth Plagueis #6

Yuuzhon Vong Wars #5

Babu Frink #2

Hylo Visz #5

Jace and Satele #2

Kyle Katarn #22

Rey Skywalker #5

Ewok Adventures #6

[One-Shot] Ben Quadinaros

If you didn't know, it's been confirmed that the new Lego Star Wars will only have 300 or so characters. Of course, that means some really obscure background characters (And I mean more obscure than Sy Snootles obscure) probably won't make it in now.

So who do you think is the most obscure character that could get in now that the confirmed roster has been stated?

Love or hate the special editions of the Original Trilogy, some of the changes Lucas made improved the films immensely. I’m not talking about stuff like the infamous “Han Shot First” scene. I’m talking about stuff that actually benefited from advances in technology and special/visual effects. Because let’s be honest, the puppet version of the Max Rebo Band, ESPECIALLY Sy Snootles DID NOT age well at all. Personally I would like to see a version of the OT that makes use of the best edits, but cuts out the pointless and stupid shit. Get rid of Greedo shooting first obviously. Keep the new version of the Max Rebo Band, etc. Know what I mean?

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

I have the following names on offer

• Barriss Offee
• Cato Parasitti
• Breha Organa
• Sy Snootles
• Sugi
• Seventh Sister Inquisitor
• Val
• Aunt Z
• Rey x1

FCFS on this one, but you must be flaired

Well, toucan play at that game.

Sudden Lee

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

Phil

(only movie characters otherwise it'd be just too freaking many if I put in TV ones, also no Discourse in comments unrelated to character MBTIs aka this is not the place to discuss what is/isn't or should/shouldn't be canon) Who do you match?

ESTJs

Admiral Motti

A’Koba

Bala-Tik

Bib Fortuna

Boss Nass

Captain Canady

Commander Cody

EV-9D9

Even Piell

General Armitage Hux

General Davits Dravens

General Grievous

General Tagge

General Veers

Grand Moff Tarkin

Lady Proxima

Lott Dod

Mas Amedda

Moloch

Nute Gunray

Pao

Po Nudo

Quay Tolsite

Slowen Lo

Tarfful

Unkar Plutt

Wat Tambor

ISTJs

4-LOM

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Piett

Aftab Ackbar

Bazine Netal

BB-9E

Boga

Captain Needa

Captain Panaka

Captain Peavey

Captain Tarpals

Cassian Andor

Chief Chirpa

Cliegg Lars

Commander Bacara

Commander Gherant

Daultay Dofine

Dr. Cornelius Evazan

General Carlist Rieekan

General Crix Madine

Jocasta Nu

Lobot

Mace Windu

Oppo Rancisis

Owen Lars

Passel Argente

Rey

Rune Haako

Saesee Tiin

Shu Mai

Sly Moore

Tion Medon

Zuckuss

ESFJs

Captain Typho

Eeth Koth

General Jan Dodonna

Jar Jar Binks

Lando Calrissian

Orson Krennic

ISFJs

Adi Gallia

Admiral Statura

Agen Kolar

Bail Organa

Beru Lars

C-3PO

Captain Raymus Antilles

Commander Larma D’Acy

Darth Maul

General Caluan Ematt

Kaydel Ko Connix

Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka

Luminara Unduli

Mon Mothma

Paige Tico

Rose Tico

Shmi Skywalker Lars

Sio Bibble

Sors Bandeam

Stass Allie

Taun We

TC-14

Val

Yarael Poof

ESTPs

Admiral Raddus

Arvel Crynyd

Bargwill Tomder

Baze Malbus

Biggs Darklighter

Bossk

Dexter Jettster

General Antoc Merrick

Grummgar

Han Solo

Jabba The Hutt

Ponda Baba

Saw Gerrera

Sebulba

Sergeant Ruescott Melshi

Tallisan “Tallie” Lintra

Tasu Leech

Teebo

Watto

ISTPs

Aurra Sing

Beckett

Boba Fett

Boolio

Captain Phasma

Captain Sidon Ithano

Dengar

Greedo

Jango Fett

Jyn Erso

Lieutenant Wrobie Tyce

Ric Olie

Salty Sharp

Teedo

Weazel

Zam Wesell

Zorii Bliss

ESFPs

Anakin Skywalker

Chewbacca

Jannah

Jubnuk

Poe Dameron

Salacious B. Crumb

Sy Snootles

Temmin “Snap” Wexley

Weeteef Cyu-Bee

ISFPs

Admiral Ozzel

Bistan

Bodhi Rook

D-O

Droopy McCool

Enfys Nest

Finn

Luke Skywalker

Oola

Rancor

Temiri Blagg

Wicket W. Warrick

Yarna d’al’Gargan

ENTJs

Allegiant General Pryde

Leia Organa

Master Codebreaker

Poggle The Lesser

San Hill

Snoke

Sun Fac

INTJs

K-2SO

Lama Su

Sheev Palpatine

Yoda