Swoons Puns

i have just been swooned by a man only to discover he’s a career criminal

i guess you could say i felon love

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/____okay

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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Swoon.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Chloraflora

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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There aren't many good things about being Swiss...

but the flag is a big plus.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Gubbinsss

📅︎ Jan 15 2014

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