My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back

"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."

Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.

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👤︎ u/Dude0311
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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Got my friend just now.

She and I were talking about how a certain flavor of Combos she likes is only in one store in her area:

Her: I have a hard enough time finding the sweet and salty caramel one. I have to go to a specific LOWE'S. a Lowe's!! C'mon!

Me: So...when it comes to Combos, your area certainly is Lowe in stock?

Her: ...omg you didn't...

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👤︎ u/TakaComics
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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