I suppose this fits here
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Get it ?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I'm not supposed to eat anything too suite.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
If we're not supposed to eat at night...
Why do they put a light in a fridge?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
This pun might fall flat
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my sonโs train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Eyelashes are supposed to keep things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it's almost always an eyelash...
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︎ Nov 24 2020
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time
It had cutting edge technology
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
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︎ Oct 25 2020
You know how when you find a Genie's lamp, you're supposed to rub it?
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Are you supposed to pull over for a funeral procession?
Of corpse, please come to a dead stop.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I have no idea what to get now...am I supposed to get both?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?
You just need to take away their little brooms!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Joke from my great uncle: You know that movie "Constipation" that was supposed to come out this year?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 14 2020
TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Iโm driving through England, and am supposed to stay in Greenwich for a day or two.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Aww man. Did you hear that Johnson and Johnson messed up the their vaccine?
Well at least they took a stab at it.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I was supposed to go to a salt an pepa concert last week
Unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isnโt quite sure what heโs supposed to do.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Couldnโt figure out when sunrise was supposed to be this morning
Luckily it finally dawned on me.
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Got a big 12 pound brisket on the grill today, and several more dad jokes in the chamber.
Doin dad stuff.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why doesnโt Bob Marley have a passcode on his phone?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I got a job as a concrete pourer a while back
It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I suppose Bart is really a simp's son
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.
But whenever I make them I felafel.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I was supposed to play the trumpet
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Back to not going to the gym I suppose.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I created a joke for my late father
He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago to hear it tho...
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Lethal Weapon 3(-some)
Film Producer: โThis is supposed to be a โBuddy Copโ movie, why do they have this steamy sex scene together?โ
Director: โBecause everyone enjoys cop-porn at the movies!โ
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Cruise go brr
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︎ Jul 22 2020
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I am driving through England on a road trip, and Iโm supposed to be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I was supposed to go to a salt n pepa concert next week
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
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