I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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Why did the IT support guy start going to couples therapy?

Because he was unable to connect with his Wi-Fi.

(I originally heard this joke as "Why was the IT guy sad?" "Because his Wi-Fi left him".

I ask you, which is better. Your answer should be neither, both are horrible.)

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📅︎ May 11 2017
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Where is the Heart of Tefiti?

My 4yo son posed this question to his mother yesterday after watching Moana (again). Since he's 4, he slurs the 't' a bit.

I immediately without hesitation or remorse blurt out "In between the Toesies!"

My wife says she'll need therapy and a support group.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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