This support group will help you recharge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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This morning I turned up for a meeting for my premature ejaculators support group...

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Where do people attend support groups for arachnophobes?

On the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippergills
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

Anonymous Anonymous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Halloween Support Group
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...

So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.

I'm in recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I’m starting a support group for people whose pun’s aren’t appreciated.

It’ll be called eh? eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group

I see a lot of new faces in the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfiepop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call Post Malone after he joins a support group?

Post Alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I’m part of a lumbar support group

Even in the hardest times, they always have my back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellsdeity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Can we start a support group for procrastinators?

yeah, tomorrow..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you hear about the IKEA support group?

They help you pick up the pieces, but you have to put yourself together again at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I started a support group for dyslexia.

It’s called Dyslexics Untied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Support groups

Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)

Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)

I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)

As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)

Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)

At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)

I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I'm going to start a support group for Witches with insomnia.

It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a22e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo3p-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group

But it turns out that it’s tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...

Turns out it's tomorrow

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I went to a premature ejaculator's support group today.

Turns out I came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMethsMethod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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