Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Well that won't be much help to us...
Me: Yes I see that now.
Squares are raised to a second power.
Éclairvoyance
I answered Cold war russia
USB
He said it’s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews
My friends all say it's naan-sense.
Today i will make you read
Just to be clear.
I said “That’s naan-sense!”
I can hear at the speed of sound.
I guess Russia wasn't the answer
The World did Nazi this coming.
In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.
I told him "I'd choose the soup."
Me: Like Green Lantern?
Son: Sure, I could create Green Lantern.
I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”
I don’t have 2020 vision
If only for a light snack
Maybe your superpower is to expect too much.
Dad: spits out sandwich
"Is it a goddamn superpower or figurative, and did you make this?"
So I know this sounds ridiculous but I really need help with a pun.
Imagine a superhero. Punman Obviously the superpower here is to be able to make puns.
What would his sidekick be named? Obviously this is a huge opportunity for a pun, but I got nothing.
Please help. Thank you haha.
I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”
