Suicide Bombers Puns

A list of puns related to "Suicide Bombers"

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

Everywhere.

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👤︎ u/park-mo
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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They're now training monkeys to be suicide bombers and they are known as.....

Baboom.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 30 2021
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I don't agree with suicide bombers.

They don't have a leg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/greenmeat3
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?

You can C4 yourself.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket

and it bombed

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👤︎ u/listeningSaint
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies ?

Everywhere.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call an amazing suicide bomber?

Dead.

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👤︎ u/JustSauce457
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber?

It'll blow your mind.

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👤︎ u/Izen023
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
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👤︎ u/PotatokingXII
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What do you call an ejaculating suicide bomber?

A cumikaze

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👤︎ u/DrDolphinrider
📅︎ Jan 06 2016
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What did the Hawaiian suicide bomber yell before he blew himself up?

Aloha Snackbar!!

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👤︎ u/_solidwarp_
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Got my (to-be) mother in law today

My nephew was playing with his Mr. Potatohead and he throws his body parts about the room (he's 2)

Her: Looks like Mr. Potatohead became a suicide bomber.

Me: I know his last words.

Her: What?

Me: Au gratin ackbar.

I'll be here all week

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

Everywhere!

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Where does a suicide bomber go on his final mission?

Everywhere

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👤︎ u/urgotthebiggesestgay
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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