My wife and I got matching tattoos imgur.com/gallery/ZsUE5
"DNA Lab" youtube.com/watch?v=xcFDu…
Every. Single. Halloween.
Every Halloween when someone asks my dad (a white dude) what he's going to dress up as, he responds with the following:
"A match."
"A match? How do you dress up as a match?"
"I just take all my clothes off and my face turns red instantly."
The best life advice I ever received was from a box of matches
Keep in a dry place, away from children.
My wife set me up perfectly
Last night while we were out running errands, we drove by this place that had a bunch of little storage sheds on display outside. Right next to this business was a karate school.
My wife says, "Why would the karate school have all of those sheds in front of it?"
I respond, "Honey, those sheds are square. If they belonged to the karate school, they would be round-houses."
