Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.
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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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In my news today, legalising homosexuality no STRAIGHTforward matter...
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📅︎ May 28 2017
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I read a story about pig anatomy.

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Super straightforward
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Riding the train couldn't be simpler.

It's a straightforward process.

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👤︎ u/Pupikal
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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If Elbows Didn't Bend...

They would have no point.

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📅︎ May 15 2018
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How do locomotives hear?

Through their Engineers.

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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Driving in a line in a car is pretty easy.

It's turns that aren't so straightforward.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

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📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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A person who protests against gay rights is very...

straightforward.

Sorry, the door's locked.

Edit 1: 86 upvotes - by far the most I've ever had. Either this was just super clever or I need to post more.

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📅︎ May 19 2015
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Every time we eat Chinese food

We get down to the fortune cookies and we all read ours straightforward. Maybe an added "in bed" at the end. Then my dad reads his "Help, I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!"

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👤︎ u/Jusmaskn
📅︎ Jul 17 2016
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Celebrated Christmas early this year...

After unpacking a simple and straightforward gift I turned to my dad and mentioned,

"Hey, there is no owners manual."

Without pause he just looks back and says,

"Well of course it's an owners automatic"

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👤︎ u/tigerstan1
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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I think this may qualify, even though it was before I was a dad, and it wasn't really a joke.

'Interactive lecture' in a Systems Engineering class (not that that's relevant) when the Assistant Professor starts directing questions to the students to move forward in the lecture material.

Settles on me and asks me a pretty straightforward question that I started overthinking and got all deer-in-the-headlight-y.

Fancies himself some sort of comedian so he quips "C'mon, I'm throwing you a softball (question)."

To this I come up with an immediate response: "I don't play softball."

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📅︎ Mar 10 2015
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Dadjoked my coworker about a spreadsheet today

Coworker: "I couldn't understand his spreadsheet. When I make mine, I highlight x in grey, and y in green. It's very straightforward and black and white."

me: "If it's got green and yellow on it, how is it black and white?"

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