If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...

... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....

Where the fuck is my roof ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A dwarf has started a company selling inhabitable Star Trek spaceships

It’s a small scale enterprise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pineappleninja91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I've got the body of a porn star....

All my clothes says XXXX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rufusjivefunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Who is Yodas favourite pop star

Will I Am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merppymerp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!

Ninja: Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentzitcame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange

He goes by Darth Trader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Becoming a rock star…

…might make you feel boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Every star is holy. Why, you ask?

Because they all have mass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoleilDJade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?

No one knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?

excruises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself

Where the heck is the ceiling?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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1 Michelin Star
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.

Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What about the star?

My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, β€œWhat about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, β€œIt’s 2020. Zero stars.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/see2keroppi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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