I think my stallion is feeling sick

He sounds a bit hoarse

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Listen, I know you think you're just so great for doing show jumping on a drugged up stallion but... I

I think you should get off your high horse.

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Why couldn't the stallion and the fly get along?

The stallion was always horsing around and fly wouldn't stop bugging him.

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,

and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I sent my son a picture of an animated stallion

I told him to be careful not to stare at it's mouth. You should never look a gif horse in the mouth

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📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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What public office did the stallion run for?

Mare

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I ate a Pygmy Stallion once,

My voice is still a little horse

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If you're shopping for horses in the dark, go for stallions.

I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.

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Coming soon to a theater near you
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Sylvester Stallione
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A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder

Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.

"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."

"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."

The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."

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What do you call a really big horse who's really old by now?

Sylvester Stallion

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If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles

and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.

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👤︎ u/Yuktobania
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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