A list of puns related to "Stallions"
He sounds a bit hoarse
I think you should get off your high horse.
The stallion was always horsing around and fly wouldn't stop bugging him.
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
I told him to be careful not to stare at it's mouth. You should never look a gif horse in the mouth
Mare
My voice is still a little horse
I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
Sylvester Stallion
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
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