Squirtle Puns

A list of puns related to "Squirtle"

I just hired Squirtle as our new Human Resources manager

It used to be Charmander but things tended to get heated. This new guy seems to have cooled things off

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👤︎ u/TeKilleNit
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I love my squirtle

But sometimes I wish he would just pack up and Pokémon Go.

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👤︎ u/DeathDeystroyer1
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why did the Squirtle run out of PP?

Cause he went to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Why can’t you let a Pokémon in the bathroom while you’re showering?

Because he might Peek-at-chu.

Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.

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👤︎ u/jmarcatch
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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