Spilled some water in chemistry class today
Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.
Something is telling me to ab-stain
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
I spilled my cup...
... and all I got was this tea shirt
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
My wife spilled tea on herself, and without a moments hesitation, turned to me and said...
“I’ve tea’d myself!”
Proud hubby here!
I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today
Now all I have are T-shirts.
I've just spilled my protein shake all over myself....
....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
Someone spilled mayo all over me
I was like what the Hellmann!?!
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
I spilled some tea on my shirt today
I have a new tea-shirt now.
My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
Someone told me to spill the beans
I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
I spilled spot remover on my dog
I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
If you spill pee on people
If you spill something...
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Did you hear about the guy who spilled Parmesan all over his Apple computer?
Now he just has Mac and cheese
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.
Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.
I spilled Thai tea on my lap....
Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.
My 9 month old spilled some of her lunch on her foot...
I guess she wanted to try out the avocado toes the hipsters talk about.
At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen
But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.
My roommate accidentally spilled his coffee grinds this morning...
I told him he was grounded
I love a royal flush!
It means a great deal to me.
Looks like they spilled Olive it...
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.
Police are combing the area.
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
I told my friend a secret about the grocery store.
A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...
It caused a big traffic jamb.
Someone stole my coffee cup.
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
I spilled my cup...
... and all I got was this tea shirt
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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