Spilled some water in chemistry class today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueEnthusiasm6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.

Something is telling me to ab-stain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stebswahili
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why did the rabbit spill its beer?

It was too hoppy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?

Rag time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchHeIs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I spilled my cup...

... and all I got was this tea shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy-Inkognito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My wife spilled tea on herself, and without a moments hesitation, turned to me and said...

β€œI’ve tea’d myself!”

Proud hubby here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today

Now all I have are T-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I've just spilled my protein shake all over myself....

....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogtarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Someone spilled mayo all over me

I was like what the Hellmann!?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I spilled some tea on my shirt today

I have a new tea-shirt now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..

Smells like teen spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Someone told me to spill the beans

I said not unless you're gonna clean it up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kankadank_Jr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says β€œwhat happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with β€œthey can if they’re spring onions”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebiunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I spilled spot remover on my dog

Now he’s gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.

I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfgamer333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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If you spill pee on people

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ri3habh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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If you spill something...

That’s on you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltregus12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I spilled some oil

And now it’s spoiled .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaokyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who spilled Parmesan all over his Apple computer?

Now he just has Mac and cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMusicIsLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...

This gives a whole new meaning to Mac β€˜n Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I spilled Thai tea on my lap....

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fulloftrivia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My 9 month old spilled some of her lunch on her foot...

I guess she wanted to try out the avocado toes the hipsters talk about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndyPacers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen

But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My roommate accidentally spilled his coffee grinds this morning...

I told him he was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momo_marin2897
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I love a royal flush!

It means a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Looks like they spilled Olive it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lompx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.

Police are combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdheer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...

I knew he meant well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticdude234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...

...carpet cleaner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop

It won’t Sleep now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I told my friend a secret about the grocery store.

He spilled the beans.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...

It caused a big traffic jamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Someone stole my coffee cup.

Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I spilled my cup...

... and all I got was this tea shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy-Inkognito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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