Soots Puns

A list of puns related to "Soots"

Want to hear a chimney joke?

I Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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👤︎ u/mirrortoremind
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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You're a chimney cleaner and you prefer to work without clothes?

Soot yourself then.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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My latest painting: A still life of apples in a basket in front of an unlit fireplace.

I'm calling it "Fruit by the Soot."

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👤︎ u/Pony_Express11
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Why does Santa come down the chimney ??

Because it soots him

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👤︎ u/Spartan616
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Why does Santa come down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

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👤︎ u/grandmacaesar
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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