A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
I spilled some tea on my shirt today
I have a new tea-shirt now.
My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..
Someone told me to spill the beans
I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
I spilled spot remover on my dog
I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
Who can hold 25 litres of petrol without spilling a drop?
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
If you spill something...
If you spill pee on people
Did you hear about the guy who spilled Parmesan all over his Apple computer?
Now he just has Mac and cheese
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
Someone stole my coffee cup.
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.
Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.
My 9 month old spilled some of her lunch on her foot...
I guess she wanted to try out the avocado toes the hipsters talk about.
At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen
But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.
My roommate accidentally spilled his coffee grinds this morning...
I told him he was grounded
I spilled Thai tea on my lap....
Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...
A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...
It caused a big traffic jamb.
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.
Police are combing the area.
Looks like they spilled Olive it...
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?
Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?
This morning our bus driver accidentally spilled some hot coffee on himself, swerved across four lanes, and then complained about ruining the front of his pants.
Asshole. He should have seen the back of mine.
I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him.
Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.
I spilled the bottle of dish soap...
Couldn't figure out how to clean up.
An eager chemist accidentally spilled all of his beakers for an upcoming experiment...
I once spilled a cup of acid on one of my colleagues. It was an acident
Coffee Joke
So at work this morning I opened up a new can of coffee grounds and thought “If I spilled this on the floor...would that be grounds for termination?” 😆
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
My friend was making some beans in tomato sauce for dinner and she spilled some
then she giggled and said “we can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”
I spilled milk on my grandma's rug
I spilled a bunch of soda pop at work today.
I guess drinks are on me.
What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s makeup
At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...
How much oil was spilled?
Somebody spilled their drink on me. When asked about the stain, I said...
I spilled polish remover on a globe
Now there’s a hole in Europe.
My friend came over and asked what i was writing and i spilled the beans...
I've got a bean and paper salad now
What do you use to clean up a spill in space?
Hey, did you hear about the semi that overturned and spilled all the rolling chairs onto the highway for several miles?
It was a widespread case of loose stools.
One day I tripped and accidentally spilled my bottle of viagra down the sink.
Ever since then I’ve had a nasty limp
Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?
They've now got fission chimps.
Somehow my daughter spilled apple juice in her hair.
She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.
My wife spilled some green tea on her shirt yesterday.
I told her don't be upset now you have a green tea shirt.
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
My friend was eating a burger and spilled tomato sauce on his book...
It was a terrible time to ketchup on his reading.
I was drinking a cup of Earl Grey Tea when I spilled it on my shirt.
Did you hear about the bee keeper who spilled hot tea on his face?
Brewed Tea is in the eye of the Bee Holder
What do you do when you spill acid on your skin?
My friend just spilled coffee on his brand new jacket
So I said to him, “hey, at least it has a silver lining”
You could call me old fashioned...
But that’s a whisky proposition.
A Safeway truck spilled a crate of strawberries on the highway today.
It created a real traffic jam.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Dad: Waiter, my wife spilled her water! Waiter: No problem, sir. I’ll get you another one.
Dad: Great! Make sure the next one likes football.
If you're eating chips and you spill them, it's a snaccident
I got yelled at for almost spilling hot coffee on a coworker
But I guess it's better to be scolded than scalded.
I can't use my laptop anymore because I spilled apple juice on it.
Why did the cook spill his soup?
Because there was a leek in the pot.
My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta
Dad spilled lotion on his laptop and powercable.
"Hey son, do you think it will run smoother now?"
Did you hear about the restaurant supply truck spill?
A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Once in chemistry class, I accidentally spilled acid on my hand.
I started to panic, but the chemistry teacher said he had a basic solution.
When I was out fishing with my dad I put my beer down to change my hook and it fell over and spilled. He looked at me and said.
I accidentally spilled some soy sauce on my wife
She was pretty salty about it...
Hey, Kid. Did you spill something on your jersey? No. Why?
It says "MESSI" on the back.
My girlfriend spilled chicken stock everywhere when she was cooking dinner...
I told her she was like a boullion in a China shop.
My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day
Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."
Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."
Groans
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I spilled spot remover on my dog
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway,spilling everything
Police are combing the area
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the street.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom...
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
Yesterday I saw a guy spill allhis scrabble letters on tge road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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