My wife to my son: You're a good speller, just like your daddy.

Me: We're called wizards, not spellers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheBigCapKidd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13 2019
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What job has the most grammatically correct people?

People who make games because they are pro-grammars

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ValiantG11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05 2018
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My son was coughing up a storm this morning...

So being a /r/dadjokes kind of dad, naturally I told him, "My son, you are just like a drink from Starbucks... you're coffee." (works better verbally or if you're a bad speller).

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rick_Rad
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