My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him...
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What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
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I specialize in the study of swear words from the 1800s...
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What does the Property Brothersβ dog specialize in?
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What do you call a surgeon who specializes in pigs?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
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What do you call a male doctor who specializes in necks?
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The bank hired a scientist who specializes in small insects.
Heβs an expert in fine ants.
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What do you call a group of doctors that specialize in the skin treatment of elephants?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Which reptile specializes in crime solving?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Did you hear about the artist that specializes in painting naked women?
His name is Oliver Klosoff.
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︎ May 18 2019
What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?
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My friend the eye doctor explained this to me. Ophthalmologists are doctors who specialize in eyes. Optometrists examine your eyes to see whether you need corrective lenses. Opticians sell glasses and lenses.
and optimists see glasses as half full.
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I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.
Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
A knight that's specializes in sexual positions.
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I saw a job listing for pilots who specialize in damaged aircraft, but
It sounded really hard to land
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Why did the surgeon specialize in cojoined triplets?
He was hoping to cut out the middle man.
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Iβm starting a company called βOneβ which will specialize in manufacturing bedside furniture.
Soon you too can have a One Nightstand
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What kind of doctor specializes in stomach bugs?
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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What do you call a fat doctor that specializes in urinary tracts?
A meteorologist.
Girlfriend told me to stop.
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?
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