My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him...

Expunge Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffInNC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?

Aunt Teak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I specialize in the study of swear words from the 1800s...

I'm a geeologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AK4TSUKi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What does the Property Brothers’ dog specialize in?

Roofing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJohns9316
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a surgeon who specializes in pigs?

A pigeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realistic_pan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a male doctor who specializes in necks?

A guy-neck-ologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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The bank hired a scientist who specializes in small insects.

He’s an expert in fine ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you call a group of doctors that specialize in the skin treatment of elephants?

A pack-o-derms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Which reptile specializes in crime solving?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchillesPgr5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Did you hear about the artist that specializes in painting naked women?

His name is Oliver Klosoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?

THOT police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copycat042
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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My friend the eye doctor explained this to me. Ophthalmologists are doctors who specialize in eyes. Optometrists examine your eyes to see whether you need corrective lenses. Opticians sell glasses and lenses.

and optimists see glasses as half full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.

Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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A knight that's specializes in sexual positions.

Sir Cum Stances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imhereforthetacos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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I saw a job listing for pilots who specialize in damaged aircraft, but

It sounded really hard to land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolqueerpunk
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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Why did the surgeon specialize in cojoined triplets?

He was hoping to cut out the middle man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I’m starting a company called β€œOne” which will specialize in manufacturing bedside furniture.

Soon you too can have a One Nightstand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What kind of doctor specializes in stomach bugs?

A Gastroentomologist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dataxpress
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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What do you call a fat doctor that specializes in urinary tracts?

A meteorologist.

Girlfriend told me to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flipnotyk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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