Sparkle Wine Puns

A list of puns related to "Sparkle Wine"

I asked a soldier why he was running away with a bottle of sparkling wine

Apparently he was told to take cava.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeschannel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
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Which sparkling wine hurts like hell?

Champagne

(chamPAIN)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Cut my hand opening a bottle of sparkling wine...

I guess every RosΓ© has its thorn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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Guess I'm never going to wine tasting again.

Instructor: Only true champagne comes from Champagne Italy, everything else is called sparkling wine.

raise my hand

Me: where are these ones from?

Instructor: Those three are from California.

Me: So the rest of these are just Sham-pagnes?

Whole room groans, gf says she's never taking me to these again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyMcCurdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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