A list of puns related to "South Platte River"
Title says it. Was out taking a bath in the Platte when a strange agent wearing lots of weird gear and nets started shoving his radar in my face. He would not leave me alone. I defended myself with a punch, but he dodged it like some sort of wizard. Then he flagged down a friend riding a Lime scooter who tried to cast a spell on me. Luckily I shouted a defense spell as he scooted off. Surprised no one got hurt. I feel for the agent, he's just trying to do his job but I feel like I should be able to bathe in peace. I will post this to Nextdoor too. Namaste.
(Posting here because it is relevant for those who frequent the DSP and because it was removed by r/Denver mods with no rationale)
Title says it. Was out fly fishing today and a homeless guy came up to me asking why I was following him with a radar (I assume my rod) and would not leave me alone. He got in my face, tried to throw a punch at me, and was making zero sense. I had to stop a cyclist to help me and the homeless guy started trying to start stuff with the cyclist as he was riding off. I honestly donβt know how no one got hurt from this. I feel for the homeless guy, but this is just another example of a worsening problem in Denver. I canβt even go fishing without being harassed in broad daylight.
Anyone know if these forks are open and flowing? Iβm planning on teaching a friend how to nymph.
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