A list of puns related to "Sound Desk"
โHelp, Iโve been assaulted!โ
โMy goodnessโ says the officer at the front desk โWhat happened?โ
โWell he kept pummelling me with his fists, then he threw some bread at meโ said the man, obviously distraught.
โHmmmโ replies the officer โSounds to me like you got a roll with the punchesโ.
I'm really proud of this one.
I'm at my desk while my wife's baking cookies in the kitchen, just around the corner. I heard a metallic snapping sound followed shortly by an โOh no!โ, so I called out:
> "What's wrong?"
> โI broke my whisk!โ
> "Oh, that sucks."
> โIt was my favorite one!โ
See it coming yet?
> "Well, then that's a whisk we're just gonna have to tape."
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
[This wasn't my dad but I was present and think you folks will like the story]
My friend's cousin had recently biked across Canada for charity, and he was showing us his pictures. On the desk top there was a shortcut to a program called QuickTax. My friends Dad notices and promptly says:
"QuickTax? Sure sounds better than SlowTax!"
He proceeded to chuckle to himself for longer than he probably should have.
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