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Sough: verb, (of the wind in trees, the sea, etc.) make a moaning, whistling, or rushing sound. "the soughing of the wind in the canopy of branches"
noun, a moaning, whistling, or rushing sound as made by the wind in the trees or the sea.
I think the "suff" pronunciation is more fitting than "sou" because it's more onomatopoeic.
So I tries making it three times. I specifically tied using this recipe with half semolina and half 00 flour. I add a little cold water too,but the dough never seemed soft and smooth even after kneaded the dough for 20 minutes on the third try. The dough seemed hard for me to knead and it had little tears and cracks and did not seem smooth like what I dee on these pasta making videos. I kept on kneading and knead for about 20 minutes and throughout this entire process the dough would never really spring back when I made an indentation on it. It also seems to stick very slightly to my cutting board which is weird since that is an indication of wetness, yet if also seemed to dry at the same time. Anyway, here is a picture of the pasta dough on my third try after kneading it for ten minutes, and here is the picture of the same dough after kneading it for 20+ minutes. Please help! I am so upset, I really wanted to make pasta tonight. It seemed so easy, but I guess it isnβt. Hope I can get it right tomorrow!
This newness begins with a hush,
Upon dew dripped cheeks tinged faint with blush.
Lay mighty head on this delicate breast,
Touch velvet soothing such wounds need rest.
Iβm convinced that sour dubb will be an amazing sativa smoke. Really looking forward to it. Iβm running low on chem d. I could get MAC1 but want to wait for sour dub, might get 1.5oz to max out rec with the 20% off code. Or an oz of sour dubb and and a half of MAC1.
Wish there was some info?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
