D&D is more and sough after now than in the 80s.
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What do you think about the sough-con?
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The missus is sough dough crazy
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︎ Jan 28 2020
A change of style. A custom pain job on a van in Kelbrook Lancashire.
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︎ Dec 07 2017
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︎ Oct 30 2013
Sough [Minolta X-700 | Rokkor 50mm | Ilford Delta 400]
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︎ Jul 17 2018
I present to you: The Glory of Rome! Our Generals are sough for all over the world!
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︎ Apr 28 2017
How about a task force into corruption in, oh, lets say, free scholarships based on birthright? Or placements of unqualified daughters into sough after overseas public service postings. Fucking scumbag Abbott.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there
"For excessive drinking" the officer replies
So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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︎ May 01 2020
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a person with no body and no nose??
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Every day at breakfast, I announce that Iβm going for a jog, and then I donβt.
It was my longest running joke of the year.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
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︎ Dec 17 2019
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
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︎ Dec 16 2019
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Itβs got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the twins.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Dad jokes are the best and here's why
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: βsir, would you like to go out with the cart?β. To which I replied βoh, no thanks Iβm actually marriedβ. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
From my 8yo son: How are dogs and dogwoods alike?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
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︎ Mar 06 2020
My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Aug 22 2019
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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︎ Sep 22 2019
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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