What noise does a street sweeper make?
Broom! Broom!
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Make some noise for fake shit
I'm gonna make a compilation of soothing farting noises
And call it ASsMR
What noise does Italian rain make?
Pizza patter pizza patter
I watched a documentary about the noises frogs make
It was ribbiting.
What noise does a nintendo police make?
Wii u Wii u Wii u
What stick makes a car noise?
Broom
Which pet makes the most noise?
A Trumpet!
What kind of keys make the most noise?
Monkeys
What noise does a millionth of a cow make?
ΞΌ
What noise does a bird make when it's sitting on a street?
Stweet stweet.
What kind of noise does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew
What noise does a train make when it's sick?
ACHOO ACHOO
What do you call the noise people make when they talk too much.
A yacket
I don't know why people make aircraft noises when feeding baby.
Kids hate plain food.
What noise does a barista make when they giggle?
Tea-he-he
My girlfriend told me she hates the noise I make when she says something cute.
At least she's being aww-nest.
What makes more noise than a T-rex?
two T-rex
What noise do rich people make when they tickle someone?
Gucci Gucci Gucci
What noise does an egg make when it hits a wall?
oeuf
What kind of noises do Yodaβs sheep make?
Dagobah.
What do you call an amphibian that doesn't make noise?
A mewt
What noise does a gorillaβs doorbell make?
King Kong
Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.
You might wake the sleeping pills.
When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.
I was sure weβd be sitting ducks.
Trees make great pets, as long as you're okay with the noise.
They're all bark and no bite
What do you call it when an elk makes sequential long and short noises?
Moose code.
When I applied to Cambridge, they kept asking what noise an owl makes.
It's who, you know.
What noise did the werewolf make when he fell down the stairs and landed on some lego?
"Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Owwwwwwoooooooo!"
What noise does a speeding duck make?
Quick.
What noise does a subatomic duck make?
A Quark
What noise does an inquisitive German car make?
Warum warum
What noise does a tree frog make?
Bark.
What noise does the fact train make?
truetruetrue
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
