What noise does a street sweeper make?

Broom! Broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ickyfeet
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Make some noise for fake shit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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I'm gonna make a compilation of soothing farting noises

And call it ASsMR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What noise does Italian rain make?

Pizza patter pizza patter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sam_293
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I watched a documentary about the noises frogs make

It was ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What noise does a nintendo police make?

Wii u Wii u Wii u

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelliouskitten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What stick makes a car noise?

Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Which pet makes the most noise?

A Trumpet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What kind of keys make the most noise?

Monkeys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImAwtaCTRL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What noise does a millionth of a cow make?

ΞΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What noise does a bird make when it's sitting on a street?

Stweet stweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What kind of noise does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/con-brown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What noise does a train make when it's sick?

ACHOO ACHOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XBIGXMACKX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call the noise people make when they talk too much.

A yacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zimmerman36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I don't know why people make aircraft noises when feeding baby.

Kids hate plain food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenMobile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What noise does a barista make when they giggle?

Tea-he-he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fred1840
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My girlfriend told me she hates the noise I make when she says something cute.

At least she's being aww-nest.

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What makes more noise than a T-rex?

two T-rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainzx
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What noise do rich people make when they tickle someone?

Gucci Gucci Gucci

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NesquickRabbit12
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What noise does an egg make when it hits a wall?

oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elroyfin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What kind of noises do Yoda’s sheep make?

Dagobah.

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What do you call an amphibian that doesn't make noise?

A mewt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePirateRS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?

King Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontCryCraft74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.

You might wake the sleeping pills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.

I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Trees make great pets, as long as you're okay with the noise.

They're all bark and no bite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandiax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you call it when an elk makes sequential long and short noises?

Moose code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavelordN1T0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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When I applied to Cambridge, they kept asking what noise an owl makes.

It's who, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hegemon_Alexander
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What noise did the werewolf make when he fell down the stairs and landed on some lego?

"Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Owwwwwwoooooooo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedj_McDedjson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What noise does a speeding duck make?

Quick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noahs_Monark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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What noise does a subatomic duck make?

A Quark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABoyNamedSean
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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What noise does an inquisitive German car make?

Warum warum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaneOfMordor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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What noise does a tree frog make?

Bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noominami
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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What noise does the fact train make?

truetruetrue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriscamano09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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