I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

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How would a socially awkward adult go about emerging from a lair of eternal loneliness?

(Asking for a friend)

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👤︎ u/Texas_OT
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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👤︎ u/AzadBabu
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Dad's joke about a socially awkward friend

talking with parents after a gathering

Mum: I feel bad for John, he's so antisocial.

Dad: Yeah, he's like an eternal flame!

Me: Eternal flame? What?

Dad: He never goes out!

Mum and I burst out laughing while dad grins proudly

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👤︎ u/karma112
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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All vegans are socially awkward

They don't like to meet

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My socially awkward dad

The first time we met my brother's gf (now wife) she was talking about how many natural disasters there is in USA (brother's gf from Boston, we are from Denmark) and we have almost none here

and he continues the topic

Dad: "well... The only natural disaster in Denmark is 'mom' in a bathing suit.."

We laughed so hard (even 'mom') except the gf, she begins to cry and claims that danes are monsters.. Then he'd explain that this is the humor of Denmark, and she understood. Now she even makes this kind of jokes

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👤︎ u/mons388
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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What do you call a step dad who makes awkward comments in social situations?

A faux pa

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I like awkward social situations...

They have a certain... je ne faux pas.

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👤︎ u/Vandorbelt
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
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Lonely

Hey, do you guys know anybody out there who would be willing to get to know and spend some quality time with a socially awkward, lonely fellow? Asking for a friend.

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Why was the penguin socially awkward?

He couldn’t break the ice.

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