24 Hilarious Snow Man Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

Snow-balls

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👤︎ u/Original-Jackfruit68

📅︎ Nov 21 2022

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What’s the difference between a Snow Man and a Snow Woman?

Snow Balls

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👤︎ u/PatrickMcC

📅︎ Nov 28 2022

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A hit man was convicted for murdering a man in a rice field using only a snow globe.

It’s the first official case, of a Knick knack paddy whack.

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum

📅︎ Jul 20 2022

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?

Frost bite

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👤︎ u/Top_Service_6152

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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What’s a snow man that doesn’t have any snow?

A NO man!

Courtesy of my almost 6 year old daughter as she’s playing the snow. She’s a natural.

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👤︎ u/Interesting_Bear_299

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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👤︎ u/The_Pun-ishing_One

📅︎ Jan 01 2022

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Emergency workers have just freed a man who was trapped in the machinery at a snow-globe factory.

His condition was described as "shaken".

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👤︎ u/Gil-Gandel

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow

It was a-bomb-in-a-bull

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👤︎ u/jrob225

📅︎ May 09 2021

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What does a snow man take when he's feeling bad?

A chill pill.

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👤︎ u/iWilburnYou

📅︎ Jun 08 2021

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What do you call an old snow man?

Water

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👤︎ u/hubbabubbaliciouss

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”

The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”

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👤︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic

So I put out some snow cones.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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What is the difference between SnowMan and SnowWoman?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/MysticFoxer

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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I built a snow man this morning.

Then the sun came out and it became genderfluid.

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👤︎ u/derawin07

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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Hey man! Did you get any snow out by where you live?

Nope, just mist.

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👤︎ u/spinmeista_flex

📅︎ Jan 24 2019

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Why did the snow man drop his pants?

He heard the snowblower was coming!!

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👤︎ u/Bakunetsu

📅︎ Jul 10 2016

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What is the difference between and snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Cycloneozgirl

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls.

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👤︎ u/RICK-THE-STICk3

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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What is the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/Cogust

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/uthman11

📅︎ May 31 2019

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What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

Snow-balls

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👤︎ u/13434O

📅︎ Sep 21 2018

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/daladyaphrodite

📅︎ Jan 10 2018

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrots?

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👤︎ u/Oldamog

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/surgeu

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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