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Sneaking Puns

A list of puns related to "Sneaking"

Leather is great for sneaking around

because it's made of hide.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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👤︎ u/Rattatamj
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:

"I shuriken"

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👤︎ u/XxQuarterizexX
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What kind of shoes are best for sneaking around in?

Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.

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👤︎ u/Reverend_Giggles
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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I recently posted a video on Facebook of bumblebees sneaking up on people and scaring them and was immediately banned.

Apparently you’re not allowed to post boo bees

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...

The plot thickens.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.

I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"

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👤︎ u/unklethan
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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So THAT'S how they've been sneaking past customs
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👤︎ u/MyAssIsAnAlien
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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The best armor for sneaking is leather armor. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/IcerKaker
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance?

Peking duck

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👤︎ u/Fak3_acc0unt
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Electrons are actually really good at sneaking around.

You really need to keep your ion them.

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👤︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.

Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.

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👤︎ u/HardPieceofRock
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?

It’s made of hide.

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👤︎ u/PotatoHowitzer
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What's the best kind of armor for sneaking?

Hide.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Leather armor is the best for sneaking

Its literally made of hide.

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👤︎ u/DiverLife
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Leather is great for sneaking around

Because its made of hide

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👤︎ u/johnybou
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
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👤︎ u/AwesomeW2017
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Leather is great for sneaking around

because it's made of hide.

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👤︎ u/waterparkfire
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
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👤︎ u/Gatsbyyy
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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Leather armor is the best for sneaking

It's made of hide

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👤︎ u/fire_fly43
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why is leather great for sneaking around?

Because it's made of hide.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?

Because it's made of hide.

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👤︎ u/chaingunXD
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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Why is leather great for sneaking around?

Because it's made of hide!

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👤︎ u/brookscorbs
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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