A criminal sneaked his phone info prison
Does it makes it a cellphone ?
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Realized my boys will someday be dads after the cat tried to sneak outside tonight
Me, to my two boys: "Hazel tried to escape, but I rescued her!...Or....should I say captured her?"
Boy 1: (pronunciation) "cap- CHURR!"
Boy 2: "Or... You CAT-tured her!"
Boy 1: "No, you CAT cat-ture Hazel!"
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
My friend Jack Glasscock could never sneak up on people.
Everyone could always see when he was coming.
Sneak preview of new atar wars plot
an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.
Remaking due to spelling error.
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
What kind of shoes are best for sneaking around in?
Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.
Well...
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
I recently posted a video on Facebook of bumblebees sneaking up on people and scaring them and was immediately banned.
Apparently you’re not allowed to post boo bees
Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. “Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?”
The horse said “nay.”
The pig squealed.
There was this kinky burglar who would sneak into people's bedrooms to give them a pedicure as they slept. .
So THAT'S how they've been sneaking past customs
My friend and I were trying to sneak by a dinosaur last night.
When we got to the other side, Dave said:
Do you think he saurus
What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance?
A cow tried to sneak past a sleeping dragon
What do you call bad breath that sneaks up on you?
My son convinced my sisters to sneak into Canada and start a garden.
It's his Alien Aunt Farm.
Two fruits wanted to sneak away from their parents and get married in the forest
But sadly one of them Cantaloupe
What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman
How do you sneak up on a unique rabbit?
TIP FOR TODAY: Don't try to sneak popcorn in the movie theater.
They'll never let you use their microwave.
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it's made of hide.
Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?
Why do you sneak around in leather armor?
Because it is made of hide.
What's the best kind of armor for sneaking?
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Its literally made of hide.
Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
Leather is great for sneaking around
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
What's the best armor to sneak around in?
Leather armor it's made out of Hide!
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Why is leather great for sneaking around?
Because it's made of hide.
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?
Because it's made of hide.
Why is leather great for sneaking around?
Because it's made of hide!
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