Snail Shell Puns

but it's actually more sluggish..

He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!

You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.

You slug it!!

But now he's just sluggish

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.

He said he felt a bit sluggish

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

It ended up making him sluggish.

his-cargo

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

It was a real slug fest.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

Just made it a bit sluggish.

high quality

but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.

But instead it just made it sluggish.

He’s been sluggish ever since