Smurfing Puns

A list of puns related to "Smurfing"

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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👤︎ u/BigIslandSun
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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What's something brown and sticky?

A stick

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👤︎ u/Godsot_235
📅︎ Oct 17 2022
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What room doesn't have doors?

A mushroom

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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Sep 19 2022
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Smurfs,

were they good at small talk?

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 11 2021
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What does Gargamel order at a five-star restaurant?

The Smurf-and-turf.

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👤︎ u/riptodake
📅︎ Sep 24 2022
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What’s blue and tastes like red paint?

Blue paint.

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👤︎ u/FuryFlurry40
📅︎ May 02 2022
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What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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The smurf really messed up I guess you could say

he blue it

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_tits627
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I work in a hospital. Yesterday a smurf got shot and was rushed into ICU.

The whole time they were yelling blue murder.

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👤︎ u/SuperDave-1
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why do Smurfs only live one Smurf per house?

Because despite their houses' appearance, they don't have mush room

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What’s a smurfs favorite drink?

Blue moon.

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👤︎ u/machupichu189
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What kind of steakhouse serves blue meat?

A Smurf 'n' Turf

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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What type of DNA do smurfs have?

Blue genes

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👤︎ u/mmethylphenol
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn to?

I guess, it'll just DYE.

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👤︎ u/kaulmejitesh
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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What kind of booze do smurfs drink?

Smurfnoff

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👤︎ u/ebiofuel
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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What do you call a Smurf's fart?

Bluetoot

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👤︎ u/TheBigLebootski
📅︎ May 11 2018
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What technology do Smurf dentists use?

Bluetooth!

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👤︎ u/roasticle
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?

Smurf poop

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What does Gargamel eat on special occasions?

Smurf and turf.

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👤︎ u/damnleafer
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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What is Gargamel's favorite kind of burrito?

Smurf and Turf.

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👤︎ u/overkillsd
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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If Gargamel serves steak along with his favorite meal...

he'll be having "Smurf and Turf".

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👤︎ u/DadWagonDriver
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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Dadjoked my nieces ...

My twin nieces' birthdays are today. Last night, one of them was licking the bowl of frosting.

"You like that ice in the bowl, don't you?"

"It's not ice ... it's ICING!"

"You sing? Well, I sing too!" begin singing the Smurf song

My niece did a facepalm that would make any dad proud. :)

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👤︎ u/jlking3
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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I’m blue and I smell like red paint, what am I ?

Blue paint.

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👤︎ u/AgreeableRadish3626
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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👤︎ u/jebidiah4ever
📅︎ Mar 25 2022
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What’s brown and smells like blue paint?

Brown paint

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👤︎ u/wokewon
📅︎ May 19 2022
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What’s blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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👤︎ u/Billycanchange123
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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Why do Smurfs live alone?

Because despite the appearance of their houses, they don't have mush room.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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