A list of puns related to "Smothering"
...it's curtain death for you.
The cops are calling it the pillow case.
They're now covered and smothered.
I really relish it.
Unfortunately I can't remember the sauce material
âŠI'll do it smother time.
I woke up exhausted
Laying in bed post-coitus. Me: So what did you say about naptime? Wife: I haven't said anything about naptime. Me: Like I said when you were talking about naptime... Wife: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NAPTIME!! Me: What do you mean? You just mentioned it twice! Her: hits me violently with a pillow I'm gonna smother you...
We are discussing what food we are going to order at the restaurant:
Mum: What about smothered chicken?
Grandad: Could I get one that was traditionally slaughtered please?
... He was a butcher.
Probably about 20 years ago I was out to eat with my parents and the waitress came and asked if we were ready to order. As my dad was looking at the menu he said "I've got a question about the smothered chicken. Does smothering the chicken to death really make it taste better?"
Facepalms all around.
Me: Did you guys take any pictures back then? (Asking about my parents in the 70's and 80's)
Mom: No, I don't think so... we didn't have a camera.
Me: Was this before cameras were a thing?
Dad: Nah, it was B.C. Before cameras.
And I got so mad I almost smothered him with a pillow
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