I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?
Highlander!!! 😊
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What do you call a jainator that smokes a lot of weed?
High maintenance.
Sorry if this is a repost.
My cocky jockey friend likes to brag about how he gets to smoke weed while on the job.
I told him to get off his high horse.
When you smoke weed next to your friend Melissa
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?
Asking for a mate
Do French people smoke weed, or oui’d? reddit.com/r/trees/commen…
What do you call an old computer that smokes weed?
A baked potato
What school does non-weed smokers go to to learn how to smoke?
High school
People who smoke weed are good gamblers
They always roll high
What do you call a hearing impaired person who smokes weed
Hi-def
I always smoke some weed before showing up at the airport
I like to fly high
What'd you call a marker that smokes weed?
A highlighter
What happens if you smoke too much weed in space?
You get the moonchies.
I think my stockbroker smokes weed.
He says he likes to buy low and sell high.
If you smoke weed in a plane are you twice as high
Why do Jedis smoke weed?
So they can have the high ground.
What happens when 12:00 smokes weed?
It becomes high noon
My dad once asked me "Son, do you know why statues don't smoke weed?"
And I said "No dad, why?" And then he said "Because they are stoned all the time"
What is it called when you smoke weed on the beach with an Asian dude?
High Thai-de
People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
