Sleight of foot would be a cool β€œfeat” for a DnD character though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoyEden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"

"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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dadjoked my girlfriend after she was dadjoked by her teacher.

she was in her graphics class and her teacher, mr. sleight, walked by with a ladder. she asked him what he was doing and he replied "getting high."

she then texts me and complains about his incessant dadjoking. I tell her "darling, you're dating me. you're going to have to realize that dadjokes will not be only a sleight thing in your life."

she was disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinorThunder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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I'll never learn his secret

My dad has a knack for sleight of hand. Every time he does a magic trick, the same thing happens...

Me (in awe): How did you do that? Dad (grinning): Very well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lauradhahn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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