Did you hear the alcoholic skydiver is feeling unwell
He's coming down with a cold one
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My friend is a professional skydiver.
He really throws himself into his work.
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What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiverβs plane?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What was the skydivers last investment?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Whatβs the difference between a golfer & a skydiver?
One goes whack...dammit! The other goes dammit...whack!
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We were watching the news when the commentator said that "several Brazilian skydivers died when their parachutes failed"...
My son burst into tears. I explained, "yes, buddy, it's sad, but they knew what they were getting into". My son replied, "I know, but it's still so sad. I mean, how many are in a brazliian? Is more than a million?"
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What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did the skydiver say in Autumn?
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︎ Dec 01 2017
Are you a Skydiver who got featured on the news? Because your drop dead gorgeous.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
Why don't blind people like skydiving?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...
It has so many downfalls.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
If at first you don't succeed..
.. skydiving is not for you
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If at first you donβt succeed, well there goes skydiving.
Unless you have a Maxwell House parachute. They are good βtil the last drop.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why donβt blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their guidedogs.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Did you know you can actually go skydiving without a parachute?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Did you hear about the financial analyst who went skydiving but missed the landing spot by a mile?
He was an expert in the field
Edit: I made this up myself!
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︎ May 27 2020
I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy skydiving.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why is skydiving such a dangerous sport?
Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Why dont blind people like skydiving?
I dont know, but it scares the hell out of their dog
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Why do blind people like to skydive?
They can't see any downfalls.
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︎ May 30 2019
Right before he died, my Dad went indoor skydiving.
Well... he didnβt start out indoor skydiving... but he did land indoors.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.
Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
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βHow did you like skydiving?β
βOh, you know. It was descentβ
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Whatβs the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
One goes whack "shit"
The other goes "shit" whack
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?
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︎ Dec 26 2018
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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︎ May 30 2019
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need it to go skydiving TWICE.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Why don't blind people go skydiving
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︎ Mar 30 2017
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of their dogs!
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︎ Dec 17 2018
You donβt need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
You donβt need a parachute to go skydiving
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Why donβt blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog!!!
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs
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︎ Aug 16 2018
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Why dont blind people skydive
It scares the hell out of there dogs
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︎ Oct 07 2019
If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
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What is the hardest part about skydiving?
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