What do you call Batman when he skips church?
I skipped my alzheimer pills
I skipped my alzheimer pills
I skipped the aquatic bird exhibit at the zoo.
If you're outdoors you can skip this post
I initially skipped the question about German composers because I didn’t know the answer.
I’m working on book that teaches midgets how to do math.
I call it making the little things count.
Novak Djokovic says he will skip tournaments rather than get the COVID vaccine.
Do you know why? Because he is Novak.
When a U2 song comes on, I have to skip it.
yo Mama's so fat...
When she skips a meal, the stock market crashes...
what candy do dads give out on Halloween?
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer...
I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
I hope Elon Musk never has a scandal.
Elongate would be really drawn out.
Back in college, I skipped a lecture about substances that have mass and take up space by having volume.
I didn't think it would matter.
What country always skips breakfast?
I phoned the council about having a skip outside our house.
The woman on the phone said "Great idea. You could do with shifting some weight!"
I skipped a family funeral that was early today...
I guess I'm not a mourning person.
What meat product should only be sold in packs of 3, 5, or 7?
I saw someone in the gym who skips leg day every week.
Probably why he's in that wheelchair.
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…
My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month...
To my surprise, the calendar skipped from April to June. I turned to tell her we're missing a month.
She said, "What's the matter? You look dis-Mayed..."
She's apparently been waiting a month for this set up
Why did Apple skip the iPhone 9?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Batman skipped church today
I am going to make a website where you can report poorly maintained footpaths
Going to call it Trip Advisor
Rabbit comes to the bakery asking if they have carrot pie.
Rabbit: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
owner says no, we don't make carrot pie.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! We don't make carrot pie!
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! I told you already!
Rabbit came 3 days in a row so the owner thinks; I'm gonna make him a carrot pie he might be a regular! Earn some money.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
Owner answers yes! Its right here!
Rabbit answers: It's disgusting, isn't it?
My son said he could buy 200 skipping rocks on Amazon..
I said he could get them free at the bank.
Ever hear the joke about the rope?
Why did the moon skip dessert?
Because it was full.
Courtesy of my 7yo
I queued up Sandstorm on the juke box, but when it came on someone skipped it.
That's got to be Darude-ist thing anyone has ever done to me.
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