A list of puns related to "Rushingly"
I'm pretty sure I left a bad impression.
Iβm in the middle of it at the moment but itβs a bit of a head scratcher.
You'd think he'd have some patience
Nor did I. Goodbye.
If you can open your Fathers Day presents.
"Umm so what do I do here" The receptionist said, "Welcome".
Heβs currently in stable condition.
I'm procrastinating as fast as I can!
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"A TOE TRUCK!!??"
She's doing fine now, but she's still feeling a bit under the weather.
They will now only be able to consider some things.
Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
Russ-ian
Apparently doctors make money because of their patience.
Me. I just take my time
He needs patients.
Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
I allways answer with "you are not Russian eaither so why you Stalin"
Surgeons had to act fast to fix my carrot-ed artery.
"NOBODY MOVE."
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
He's the only man in history who was Stallin and Russian at the same time.
...it's an audible joke spoken in slang. The ingredients are there, but it takes too much explanation
I know I've already ruined it . Bring on the down votes but please help me make it flow better. I've been beating it around since the old 'experience project' days
To be clear, the premise of the joke is that Stallin sounds like "stalling" and Russian sounds like "rushing."
..is it an oxymoron or a paradox?
Oohe.. bonus.. an oxymoron is a dummy who doesn't know how to apply pimple cream and a paradox is footwear worn by skinheads (pair of docs) . ..kinda harsh, huh.. maybe 2 doctors?
Ok, bring on the crickets and the down votes. I can take it...π¬π€π
Big EDIT: I absolutely mean no disrespect to any Russians, Georgians, Ukrainians, or any Eastern Europeans whatsoever. Or anybody anywhere. ..or any kinds of groups of any kind of people, or any members of the Stalin family, past, present or future.
Mine is Whisk.
Turns out it was just Toni Braxton Hicks
All that's left is his Evan essence
There is no punch line.
It took 4 hours for surgeons to remove Randy's head from his ass.
"Dad, listen", he shouted, "I have finally settled that old Mckinney suit."
"Settled it", yelled the astonished father, "Why, you fool! We have been living off that money for five years."
You never use water on a Greece fire.
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
Do you think they've ever gone bass fishing together?
The next morning she saw me loading it into the back of my car.
She rushed out to the driveway and shouted "Hey! Where do you think you are you going?!"
I said, "I'm taking him back, honey."
"Taking him back!" she yelled. "Why?"
I said, "It's not your birthday any more."
The man picked up his dog by the tail and starting swinging him around over his head.
The bartender rushed over and asked, "Can I help you, sir?".
The blind man said, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '
He didn't make it, unfortunately he was pronounced dead on a rifle!
Be Patient
He got the runs.
Russ-ian
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
"A TOE TRUCK!!??"
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