Miss Representative.
I lost because I misunderstood the assignment and showed up in heels...
And I thought, "It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel"
Son: “Dad don’t you have a shovel instead?”
It is brutal trying to run in 6 inch stilettos
but running in heels is a nightmare
"It's my carrion."
It was brutal running in those heels
This is the whey
I'm lactoes intolerant.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me! Never trust an atom, they make up everything! Long fairy tales do tend to drag on! I made a pun about the wind, but it blows! I had a pizza joke, but it was too CHEESY! I know a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition! Don't discuss infinity with your math teacher, they'll go on forever! The ability to fly would be so uplifting! My friend's bakery burned down, now it's toast! I was gonna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind! german food jokes are the wurst! My local A.T.M stopped working and it doesn't make any cents! I miss my childhood friend and he misses me, but our aim is getting better! My friend found out she was colorblind, it came out of the orange for her! What did the duck say when she purchased some new lipstick? Put it on my bill! Towels can't tell jokes, they have dry senses of humor. What did the buffalo say to his son going away to college? Bison! What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! What's the U.S.A's favorite soda?Mini soda! The bicycle couldn't be ridden because it was two tired! The car wasn't up for being driven because it was completely exhausted!
RuDolph
Fuck all like The Omen.
...Because every morning I'd take him out for a drag.
It was brutal running in those heels.
Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away
I was always dragged across sharpened perforated metal.
Right where you left it. GO ARMY!
But, why was I the only one wearing a dress?
She didn't open it, but started tapping and dragging the cover.
Hello! So my name is Manson and i'm trying to think of drag stage names including my name! I want it to be a pun so this is why im asking here.Extra points if its gothic!
The snail. It can carry its house.
the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I was surprised by his other brother.
Sudden Lee
Because they can.
Didnt quite work out, we just drifted away
Me neither but I've seen the trailer
I tell them because that's my pet peeve.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
I guess that’s what people mean by “summer camp.”
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard
It doesn’t matter, because it isn’t coming
I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
Matt
It thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
It IS BRUTAL running in those heels
It is brutal running in those heels!
It was brutal running in heels
