If George Santos were a drag queen, what would his name be?

Miss Representative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danjl68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2023
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I joined a drag race once...

I lost because I misunderstood the assignment and showed up in heels...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaRata59
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash

And I thought, "It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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The other day I was shovelling the driveway with my son

Son: β€œDad don’t you have a shovel instead?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear3017
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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I went drag racing yesterday

It is brutal trying to run in 6 inch stilettos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileyMacabre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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I tried catching fog the other day.

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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Dragging Musician Arrested, Behind Bars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/salsarosada
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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I thought I’d give drag racing a try out,

but running in heels is a nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbonesteakbigone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2022
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A vulture went to the airport, dragging a fox behind him. Security stopped him and asked, "What's that?"

"It's my carrion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffee-and-chess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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Yesterday I tried Drag Racing

It was brutal running in those heels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jibanyanisgoated
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Mandalorians used to be coveted cheese makers

This is the whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotepYoda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2023
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I don't like people without feet.

I'm lactoes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiborDesign
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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What’s a bee’s favorite hairstyle?

The buzz cut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axcilicon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Alright, it's time for a whirlwind of puns, get ready!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me! Never trust an atom, they make up everything! Long fairy tales do tend to drag on! I made a pun about the wind, but it blows! I had a pizza joke, but it was too CHEESY! I know a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition! Don't discuss infinity with your math teacher, they'll go on forever! The ability to fly would be so uplifting! My friend's bakery burned down, now it's toast! I was gonna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind! german food jokes are the wurst! My local A.T.M stopped working and it doesn't make any cents! I miss my childhood friend and he misses me, but our aim is getting better! My friend found out she was colorblind, it came out of the orange for her! What did the duck say when she purchased some new lipstick? Put it on my bill! Towels can't tell jokes, they have dry senses of humor. What did the buffalo say to his son going away to college? Bison! What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! What's the U.S.A's favorite soda?Mini soda! The bicycle couldn't be ridden because it was two tired! The car wasn't up for being driven because it was completely exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CueDePieYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2022
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Who would win if Santa's reindeer had a drag race?

RuDolph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2022
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I really hate when movie franchises drag on for so long they end up nothing like the original. Take The Xmen, for example..

Fuck all like The Omen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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the further adventures of Amanda Lynn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErixWorxMemes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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I had a dachshund with no legs I named cigarette...

...Because every morning I'd take him out for a drag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trebuchet_facts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2023
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I tried a drag race for the first time the other day.

It was brutal running in those heels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodminotaur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Boss: Tell me about suzanne Me: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away

Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwifty98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I had a great childhood

I was always dragged across sharpened perforated metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2022
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Where do you find a goat with no legs?

Right where you left it. GO ARMY!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2022
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When the cowboys said that they needed someone to ride drag on the cattle drive, I volunteered.

But, why was I the only one wearing a dress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyshinenyc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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When a dadjoke becomes real. I offered my 2y old niece a hardcopy picture book.

She didn't open it, but started tapping and dragging the cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e-bio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2022
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Pun names with the name Manson

Hello! So my name is Manson and i'm trying to think of drag stage names including my name! I want it to be a pun so this is why im asking here.Extra points if its gothic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clowntown369
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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What animal is the strongest?

The snail. It can carry its house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juankaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard

the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bravo-Six-Nero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2022
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I know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother Brocco Lee, But...

I was surprised by his other brother.

Sudden Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoyBarm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do fishermen catch and sell so much tuna?

Because they can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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I met my ex at a race track

Didnt quite work out, we just drifted away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/al1azzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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Has anyone watched a movie called "The Tractor"?

Me neither but I've seen the trailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vect77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2022
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People ask me why I named my dog "peeve"

I tell them because that's my pet peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoelBoyens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neuralcomputation
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2022
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The heat this summer has been a real drag.

I guess that’s what people mean by β€œsummer camp.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesmcnabb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down

Mountain climbing with a friend is hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nugeon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter, because it isn’t coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equal-Bus-557
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorMinceMeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in front of a door?

Matt

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him...

It thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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I tried drag racing the other day

It IS BRUTAL running in those heels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octipulvirus813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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I tried drag racing the other day

It is brutal running in those heels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caduceus_11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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I tried drag racing once

It was brutal running in heels

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